Mariah Carey performed at the annual Rockefeller tree lighting ceremony on Wednesday. Live! You could tell because of the creaking, shrieking and and utter disappointment gnawing at your soul. Mariah Carey trying to hit a high note last night is like Helen Keller trying to sing an Adele song. Don’t believe me? Deadspin isolated Mariah’s vocals.
All the audience wanted for Christmas was someone to make it stop.
